According to Imus
the reason Tom Cruise
won't allow pictures of his new baby to be taken is because it's ugly. To quote Imus
, "I suspect it's an ugly baby I hate to say that. I think it's just a fugly baby." Maybe Joe Scarborough
can find out for us in his unrelenting search for baby pictures.Dan Abrams
was described by Imus
today as being enthusiastic and having passion. I guess he is not passionate enough about the news to report on the North Korean missile launch. I had to watch CNN
to get the story. The next few months will be interesting, watching whether MSNBC's
new schedule can bring them out of last place in the cable news war. Though once you watch one prison documentary you have pretty much seen them all.Fred
visited the ranch this weekend. Imus
is still bitching about the 4 million dollars Fred
owes him. This is something new that Imus
has been bringing up lately. Maybe Imus
might be making some money from his Outlaw Country
gig. I know Imus
needs the money to buy some more $7500.00 giant pottery.Mike Boettcher
reported on the increasing problems in Iraq. He says it's violence like he has never seen. Insurgents pulling people out of cars, checking to see if they are Sunni, and if they are shooting them in the head.Tracy Burgess
, AKA "Rear End Rhonda," admits she uses hair extensions. She is looking pretty good for an older woman. If you like meat with your potatoes then Tracy
is the woman for you. She tries awfully hard to knock the years off and actually succeeds on most days. Though sometimes she does show up looking like she was rode hard the night before.Jon Meacham
is on vacation in Tennessee. He mentioned several times that Senatorial Candidate Harold Ford Jr.
was being real "friendly" with his wife. It was obvious that either Meacham was truly bothered by this or is having some fantasy about a successful black man doing his wife.Meacham
, the managing editor of Newsweek Magazine
, went on to talk about his visit with Billy Graham
who wrote, "American Gospel: God, the Founding Fathers, and the Making of a Nation,"
is genuinely reverential toward Graham
. It's refreshing to see a guy from deep in the bowels of the liberal media to talk so nice about a man like Billy Graham
says Jeff Gordon
cheated to win the NASCAR race this past weekend. Bernard McGuirk
encouraged fans to throw cans at Gordon
. He suggested fans throw a pair of balls to Gordon
and described him as a puss.
A child named Eric
won the calf roping competition with a time of 17.9 seconds, breaking the old record of 18.1 seconds. Wyatt
posted a time of 17.1 seconds but his time doesn't count in the competition.Bo Dietl's
son broke his leg in a car wreck. Sounds like it's pretty serious but he is going to be OK.Bo
says he is not homophobic, he just doesn't want hairy legs laying next to him. In fact Bo
says he went to dinner with two homosexuals. I wonder if a guy shaved his legs would Bo
spoon with him?
NBC News Correspondent Jay Barbree
reports he has signed a contract to do, "The First 50 Years of Space," for Smithsonian Books, it will come out next year.