Ned Lamont is a "Bug Eyed Ichabod Crane Pencil Neck Phony"

Imus described Ned Lamont as a, “Bug eyed Ichabod Crane pencil neck phony.” Mr. Lamont is running against Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

MSNBC executive Phil Griffin and his wife visited the ranch during this last session.

NBC correspondent Tom Aspell blew off Imus in the middle of an interview. As the camera was running, and in the middle of a question, Aspell walks off and says, “CNBC.” It was very bizarre.

Apparently Chris Carlin is happy that Tiger Woods father died. At least that's what Imus and Bernard accused him of.

We had a new weather bunny named Kristen Cornett on the show today. She is pretty cute but had one problem. Her pants were way to tight. There is a fine line between tight pants looking hot and looking cheap, Ms. Cornett crossed that line.

Newsweek columnist Jonathan Alter says republicans who supported President Bush on stem cell research will be in trouble. This is a tough issue and I hate agreeing with Alter but I do in this situation.

Mr. Alter went on to say he doesn't think Hillary Clinton will get the Democratic Parties nomination.

Imus read a letter from a child named Samantha who had been at the ranch.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Imus,

I just wanted to say thank you so much. This week has been so exciting and
a great experience. You have inspired me to try my best everyday. I never
thought that I could lope, or get on a horse by myself, tie a calf, or rope a cow. This
week has been very enriching. I think you had a great idea when you built this
ranch. I hope this ranch keeps going until there is a cure for all
cancers.

Thank you so much,

Samantha

NBC foreign affairs correspondent Andrea Mitchell appeared on the show today spouting the liberal party line. Can someone explain to me how a 60 year old woman has acne on her face. I bet she has pimples on her ass too. I've got some advice for you Andrea, how about washing your nasty ass.

President Bill Clinton was a guest today on the Imus Show. Referring to President Bush's speech to the NAACP. Clinton says it took 5 ½ years for Bush to discover there are 37 million black folks in America.

Bo Dietl says we should turn Syria into a “parking lot.” He went on to say the average Muslim family has eight children. This allows them to send two of their children off to blow themselves up. They can afford to lose two children because they have six left. You can always count on Bo for a look at current events from another dimension.