Kofi Annan is an Idiot

Colonel Jack Jacobs said idiotic is not to strong a word to describe Kofi Annan's assertion that Israel intentionally attacked U. N. Peacekeepers. He says further, “ I think three quarters of everything that comes out of Kofi Annan's mouth is ill considered, dead wrong, or self serving. He's not a nice man. He has his own agenda too. So we have to keep that in mind.”

To me Colonel Jacobs is one of the best guests on the Imus Show. He just gives you the impression he's honest about what he says. Mr. Jacobs doesn't seem to have his own agenda like so many pundits.

Imus weighed in on the Olbermann vs O'Reilly feud, here is the exchange:

Imus, "Keith apparently was on the Tonight Show. Here is what I don't
understand, Chris Matthews does the same thing. Every time they're on the
Tonight Show, they show their appearance on their show. I'm just sort of
curious.” Bernard, “They made it, look at me I made it, I was on the Tonight
Show.” Imus, “Apparently Keith is on a feud with Bill O'Reilly.” Bernard,
“That's gotten very ugly.” Imus, “It's not going well for Mr. O'Reilly, does
O'Reilly respond at all?” Bernard, “Well he does in a way by reporting on the
ratings. He mentions MSNBC but never mentions Olbermann by name. Who actually put an O'Reilly mask on at some broadcast conference and did a Nazi salute. You
know it's gnawing at Bill O'Reilly but he would just love to kick Olbermann in
the teeth. But he won't dignify him with a response.” Imus, “Well he had the
opportunity to kick Olbermann in the teeth and didn't seize that. Cause
Olbermann said he was at some affair where O'Reilly was and there were twenty
feet apart. Apparently O'Reilly was staring at Keith. So Keith looked back over
at him like, yea bitch, and O'Reilly looked away and looked down at his shoes.
Wouldn't lock eyes with Keith.”

Later in the show:

Bernard, "...Really ugly though really ugly." Imus, "What did Keith do?" Bernard, "He was at a broadcast function recently he put a mask of O'Reilly in front of his face and did the Nazi salute. Which was harsh." Imus, "According to Keith, Bill O'Reilly on three separate occasions on his program was actually defending Nazi's, did you know that." Bernard, "Ah come on." Imus, "Just reporting the facts."

You can find all kinds of info on the feud here is one website that covers it Olbermann Watch.

Bigfoot Bowman told Imus that Rita Cosby wants to come and do a feature on the Ranch. The response from Mr. Imus is that Rita Cosby is not to bright. Bernard relayed that Keith Olbermann said she is dumber than a suit case full of rocks. The official position of the show seems to be, she is fine, and it looks like this feature will happen.

It appears like most everyone on the show, including Deirdre, thinks Jon Stewart sucks. They are saying he's not funny, CSPAN is more interesting, and the Daily Show is just an opening act for Stephen Colbert. Imus is the only one left who likes him. I'm with Imus on this one; I think he is great.

Cardinal Egan was on the show this morning to give us hope and inspiration. Among many wise things he said was this, “Lord we pray Condi Rice stops the deadly missiles from flying under her watch. Or at least finally finds a man to lodge a missile in her snatch, be Jesus.” Also, “The Imus Ranch is grateful for the summer rain they get. The only hope Mrs. Imus has of getting wet.”

Chris Carlin made the comment that Danica Patrick is a good driver when she has her period.

Commenting on the Andrea Yates case Bernard McGuirk said, “maybe one of the fellow lunatics will cut her throat while she's in the institution, lets hope so.”

Patrick Buchanan was a guest on the show today. He is the author of the upcoming book, State of Emergency: How Illegal Immigration is Destroying America. Mr. Imus has read the galleys of the book and says it's great. Mr. Buchanan says if Israel doesn't invade Lebanon with ground troops and just relies on air power they will lose this war. He thinks Hezbollah is winning the war right now.

Our favorite female member of the Imus Show cast appeared briefly on air today. Tracy Burgess was wearing an orange tank top that showed some nice cleavage. At the request of many fans, The Imus Show Blog has obtained an exclusive picture of our beloved Tracy.