Did Nicole Kidman Marry a Gay Man?

Radio talk show host Michael Graham wondered out loud, “how many gay guys is Nicole Kidman going to marry?” That shows how much I know about Hollywood culture. I didn't even know Tom Cruise and Keith Urban were rumored to be gay.

Mr. Graham who is based in Boston also told us about a plan from Senator John Kerry. It seems Kerry doesn't think there is enough diplomacy in the Middle East. He suggests we give the diplomats guns so they can wipe out Hezbollah. Kerry says if you elect him president there would be no war in the Middle East. Of course he offered no real plan on how this would be accomplished. This couldn't be another hollow campaign promise from Kerry could it, no of course not.

Bernard McGuirk told us that Amy Robach's new baby looks like Rick Kaplan. Imus thinks it looks like Randy Meyer. Dr. Phil even offered up that maybe it looks like Lester Holt.

Imus described Christie Brinkley as being dumber than a fence post. He suggested Christie's marital problems can't all be their fault. Referring to the fact that Ms. Brinkley has been married four times. Bernard chimed in that Christie has three children with three different fathers.

Imus reported that a man is considering giving him a thousand acres in upstate New York for an east coast version of the Ranch.

The show aired a clip from The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert interviewing Congressman Robert Wexler. It's funny as hell and you can watch it here.

MSNBC Harball host Chris Matthews proselytized on how the Bush administration is a joke in the Middle East. He went on to say our policy caused the threat to Israel to be increased dramatically. Matthews says Clinton did a good job, of course. He says the U.S. is incapable of playing the role of power broker. That all we do is support the Israeli demands. Matthews says the only way to change the policy is to have an election. Let me guess, we should elect a democrat. I think Chris Matthews is in the wrong job. Maybe he should be working for the DNC, oh wait, maybe he is.

Matthews went on and on about how the voters in Connecticut should vote against Joe Lieberman. He described it as a chance for them to vote against the war. Imus blew him out of the water and made him look stupid by pointing out they shouldn't focus on just one issue. Why do liberal democrats like Matthews always focalize on what we should vote against instead of what we should vote for? I think I know the answer, because they have no ideas. When you vote for a democrat you are not voting for an original idea or plan.

Bernard informed us Joe Lieberman pimped out his wife Hadassah to former President Bill Clinton for his campaign appearance yesterday.

Dr. Phil was a guest today and suggested that Secretary of State Condi Rice join Match.com so she can get some.

Hot babe and self described right wing nut Monica Crowley was a guest today. She has the distinction of being one of the most beautiful women on basic cable. Monica asks the question, how can we have a cease fire with a terrorist organization like Hezbollah. She suggests the only way we can end the conflict is by total destruction of the organization.

Ms. Crowley revealed she listens to the Imus Show while naked in the shower.