50 Cent is Your Daddy!
More news on Tom Cruise's baby. The whole crew is in an uproar speculating about why Cruise won't allow pictures of his baby to be taken. Bernard McGirk says rapper 50 Cent is the babies daddy. Imus again reported he just thinks the baby is ugly.
Imus showed us the Bob Shieffer bobble head display. He has placed a Shieffer bobble head doll on top of a Resistol hat box. The doll is perched on the edge and below it is a round metal container filled with water. Floating in the water are two rubber ducks named Ed and Freda. Imus plans to push the bobble head doll into the water. This is suppose to dramatize how CBS is kicking Bob Shieffer off the CBS Evening News when Katie Couric takes over on September 5th. Imus compares CBS President Les Moonves to the terrorists who shot and pushed Leon Klinghoffer off a cruise ship in the 1985.
Charles McCord reported that Kinky Friedman must appear on the Texas Gubernatorial ballot with the name Richard Kinky Friedman.
Imus is sucking up to Tucker Carlson now. Telling us how good his new show on MSNBC is. He went on and on how Carlson is hammering others in the media, including Anderson Cooper and Fox News. This is a big change from what Imus was saying about Carlson in the past. I guess these phone calls to Imus from Dan Abrams are working to bring Imus back on the reservation and support the new MSNBC lineup. Personally I can't take Carlson seriously after seeing him get bitch slapped by Jon Stewart on Crossfire.
Pat Buchanan announced his new book “State of Emergency: How Illegal Immigration is Destroying America,” will be coming out in late August. He went on to say he thinks Japan will change their constitution. Buchanan thinks Japan may start a nuclear program if North Korea continues to be a threat.
The Reverend Jerry Falwell was a guest today. He preached to us that God considers “beating off” or “spilling ones seed” is a sin. Speaking of that, MSNBC weather bunny Jackie Meretsky was looking extra fine today. She was wearing a blue low V cut sweater. It really showed off those perky tits of hers. I know Charles must have loved it.
Some fat guy made a commitment to vote for Kinky Friedman in the Texas erection. Imus met the man at the Albuquerque airport while dropping off kids from the ranch.
The ranch decided to go with Viking stoves for the kitchen. How did Imus decide on Viking? You guessed it, they called and will be donating the stoves.
The baseball announcer Tim McCarver was a guest today and said he has doubts whether Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa will make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame because of rumored steroid use. I watched the hearings in Congress on steroid use in baseball and it was truly a sad day for all fans.
Cheap Trick will be appearing on the show. It seems Rob Bartlett is a big fan and helped arrange it.
NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams was a guest today but really didn't have much to say. He was calling from a phone at his home and had a television on in the background. You could hear the sound from the television and the delay in the conversation with Imus. You would think someone in the television business would be smart enough to turn the sound down.
Imus showed us the Bob Shieffer bobble head display. He has placed a Shieffer bobble head doll on top of a Resistol hat box. The doll is perched on the edge and below it is a round metal container filled with water. Floating in the water are two rubber ducks named Ed and Freda. Imus plans to push the bobble head doll into the water. This is suppose to dramatize how CBS is kicking Bob Shieffer off the CBS Evening News when Katie Couric takes over on September 5th. Imus compares CBS President Les Moonves to the terrorists who shot and pushed Leon Klinghoffer off a cruise ship in the 1985.
Charles McCord reported that Kinky Friedman must appear on the Texas Gubernatorial ballot with the name Richard Kinky Friedman.
Imus is sucking up to Tucker Carlson now. Telling us how good his new show on MSNBC is. He went on and on how Carlson is hammering others in the media, including Anderson Cooper and Fox News. This is a big change from what Imus was saying about Carlson in the past. I guess these phone calls to Imus from Dan Abrams are working to bring Imus back on the reservation and support the new MSNBC lineup. Personally I can't take Carlson seriously after seeing him get bitch slapped by Jon Stewart on Crossfire.
Pat Buchanan announced his new book “State of Emergency: How Illegal Immigration is Destroying America,” will be coming out in late August. He went on to say he thinks Japan will change their constitution. Buchanan thinks Japan may start a nuclear program if North Korea continues to be a threat.
The Reverend Jerry Falwell was a guest today. He preached to us that God considers “beating off” or “spilling ones seed” is a sin. Speaking of that, MSNBC weather bunny Jackie Meretsky was looking extra fine today. She was wearing a blue low V cut sweater. It really showed off those perky tits of hers. I know Charles must have loved it.
Some fat guy made a commitment to vote for Kinky Friedman in the Texas erection. Imus met the man at the Albuquerque airport while dropping off kids from the ranch.
The ranch decided to go with Viking stoves for the kitchen. How did Imus decide on Viking? You guessed it, they called and will be donating the stoves.
The baseball announcer Tim McCarver was a guest today and said he has doubts whether Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa will make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame because of rumored steroid use. I watched the hearings in Congress on steroid use in baseball and it was truly a sad day for all fans.
Cheap Trick will be appearing on the show. It seems Rob Bartlett is a big fan and helped arrange it.
NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams was a guest today but really didn't have much to say. He was calling from a phone at his home and had a television on in the background. You could hear the sound from the television and the delay in the conversation with Imus. You would think someone in the television business would be smart enough to turn the sound down.
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